The Pen Is Mightier

This post is aimed squarely at those out there with an appendage: the vapers who grip their little Red Rods, the 18350 owners amongst us, the folks who resolutely claim that they are happy clutching their small mods. Why? Because vaping advocates are really missing out on dictating an important message to every representative of Homo erectus walking on the face of the planet, every single member.

From one-eyed cave dwellers and butchers slapping their salami on counters to allotment owners pulling their rhubarb – Time Magazine carried a throbbing story, unearthing a rich vein of information. It’s a hammered home by The Guardian and Men’s Health too:

Male vapers have bigger, harder penises than smokers.

The articles rely on information gained by a study carried out by VA Boston Healthcare System in 2011, where they found: “that men who successfully kicked cigarettes had thicker, more rigid erections and reached maximal arousal five times faster than smokers.”

According to the National Male Medical Clinics: “Cigarettes clog the heart’s arteries, including those that fill the penis with blood during erections. The toxic chemicals in cigarette smoke can damage blood vessels that may lead to erectile dysfunction.”

Doctor Lydia Bazzano, Tulane University Health Sciences Centre, is quoted as saying: “There is a fairly strong body of data that link smoking as a major risk factor for erectile dysfunction.” Recent research has demonstrated that the bulk of toxins present in cigarette smoke simply aren’t present in vapour.

Men’s Health reported that researchers at the University of Kentucky discovered: “that when asked to rate their sex lives on a scale of one to 10, men who smoked averaged about a five””a far cry from non-smokers, who rated theirs at nine.”

So, gentlemen, maybe the next time you’re sent out to vape in a smoking shelter you may wish to offer the others there a tug on your big, firm 26650 device.