Cotton Gods

Cotton Gods “Premium Vaping Cotton” in a 10g pouch

Instantly recognisable as vaping cotton due to the coils on the packaging, this cotton promises to be the absolute best premium cotton since the last cotton you tried.

White fluffy wicky stuff was too boring and descriptive for todays competitive market, so we have Cotton Gods. It’s unclear to us who the gods are. The people that produce it, the people that repackage it, it’s certainly not the vendors that sell it but possibly the vapers that end up using it.

Become a little bit godly with your first use of Cotton Gods premium vaping cotton (terms and conditions apply**). After a single vape the power to stop world poverty and unnecessary loud noises shall be yours. What you do with your new found omnipotence is entirely your choice. There’s no need to be noble, you can use it to blow massive clouds and pick up girls, it’s your choice.

It can’t be unvapable…

The Cotton Gods paradox

Assuming god is all powerful, he could not make an unvapable cotton.

If it was unvapable, then god would not be able to vape it making him not all powerful

If he was unable to make unvapable cotton, that would make him not all powerful.

So, by it’s nature it’s totally vapable, and our research points to it being better than any other cotton becasue we’re scared of a plague of locusts should we say anything different.

**God like powers may or may not occur upon use**