2015 was a year of 52 weeks and (despite the looming impact of the Tobacco Products Directive in May) 2016 is shaping up to be just the same. Except that it will have one more day, leading experts to predict that 2016 will be nothing like the preceding year for vapers.
It’s 2016 and you probably have a whole host of resolutions: You may have decided that this is the year you are going to attempt that thing you were told was anatomically impossible? Maybe you thought it would be the ideal time to learn how to catch a bullet in your teeth? Or maybe you reckoned it was high time you tried to blag more free stuff by starting a Youtube review channel?
We are all vapers and, as our survey showed, we are almost all ex-smokers. Ninety-eight percent of those who replied stated that vaping helped them to quit smoking. And yet anti-vape campaigners still attack the products, the companies and the people who made this possible. With one billion lives on the line, we welcome the launch of a film that will define this moment in harm reduction.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of several aspects of vaping, the like of which we are unlikely to see again. They forged a communal spirit amongst us; they formed our collective thoughts and conversations. Now they leave us with cherished memories.
Vaping is being cast as some kind of evil that is set to ruin the lives of generations to come. It’s laughable, we all know that much. Where most see an exit, others are concerned about an entrance. While advocates have done a sterling job we thought it might be a good idea to build a broader coalition – to gain from the experiences of others.
We’re moving into the movie business.
Dear Warner Bros, no doubt you receive many, many letters every day but, before you bin this one, please note that we are offering you an incredible opportunity to make a fortune. This movie idea pitch is unlike anything else you will have been offered.
We were incredibly fortunate that the Trumpmeister contacted us last week. He mentioned in passing that he was about to launch an atomiser as part of his move into the vape market. Naturally we leapt upon the opportunity as we always seek to bring you the best of the new products on the market.
When it comes to vaping chipsets, the different makes divide vapers’ opinion like Blur and Oasis did for music fans during the Britpop era. What can be agreed upon is that Evolv has driven the market forward by constantly looking to incorporate features that have benefitted users. The company has announced that they are releasing limited numbers of a brand new DNA 60 board and here’s where you can find out more.
It was a rough evening in the Kirkham household. The comment about the culinary quality of the evening meal had been met with the kind of welcome usually reserved for the arrival of sex offenders at prison. The miserable teatime was full of frost and barbed comment. But the food-based passive aggression would soon end. Mrs Kirkham was going to a vape meet.
This tale is about a man we will call John. That isn’t his real name, he’s actually called Dave but there are so many of them it could be anybody. John is a unique name befitting a vaping saga with a salient point. The point being that it could be any of us. But it isn’t. It’s about Dave. Err, John.
