Humble apologies for the headline to this blog post. We fully appreciate that in order to make a play on Easter we needed to have been doing this since the day after Bonfire Night, tying in with the five months of Cadbury’s Cream Egg adverts. Regardless, where do you vape yours – and, probably more importantly, where do you think you’ll be vaping yours in the future?
We said it first, just remember that. We called for a concerted effort on the part of British vapers to make vaping the sexiest activity this side of getting drunk and stealing flowers from a roundabout on the way home. It’s now very, very possible all thanks to the new direction taken by a leading car manufacturer.
It’s the time for new beginnings. We all make daft promises about changing our lives in some fashion shortly after eating tons of rubbish at Xmas – but this is the pivotal season, it’s the moment we’re accustomed to moving schools, changing classes and embracing new challenges.
There is something cool about being in the minority and rebelling against the status quo. It’s something associated with being young, headstrong and carefree – the anger of youth raging against the establishment. You don’t have to agree with the underlying principles, but black and red will never go out of fashion. Yes, being a rebel is cool. And that’s vaping.
The impact of the Tobacco Products Directive legislation is finally starting to hit home. Vapers are talking about it, businesses are writing about it but it’s only here that you will find a solution to it. You read that correctly, we have the solutions to future-proof your vaping.
“Look at that,” said the voice belonging to the finger pointing at the screen. “Look at them all filing out,” it continued in admiration. Bob didn’t like football. Bob would rather spend four and a half hours suffering a trip into town clothes shopping with his wife rather than watch a match, but he did like a good protest. Yep, he would rather go clothes shopping then return home to be made to suffer celebrity chefs cooking up food he never had for tea than follow any kind of sport.
Like monks marching Tibetan trails, vapers seek enlightenment. They quest for the ultimate in rewarding vape experiences, a liquid to illuminate their life. They, or rather ‘you’ need the Stealthvape Tao of Vaping residential weekend.
Where does everything go when we no longer see them? Cars, bikes, computer consoles, mods and attys? Stuff that used to be a must-have item suddenly doesn’t feature in your day-to-day sphere of reference. You know that Peter Kay? He used to be on the TV. Where do they keep him now? With the Gameboys?
DNA250’s are now in stock HERE
No sooner is the DNA 60 announced a slot-in replacement for the DNA 40, hot on its heels comes the Evolv DNA 250. Initially demand and supply will limit the quantities available so we suggest you sign up for email stock notifications.
Stealthvape has obtained the script for next week’s PMQs where electronic cigarettes are discussed in earnest detail. It shocked us (as much as it probably does you) to discover that these things aren’t an open debate but a choreographed product constructed by big business and lobbyists. The PM was asked what his plans were; you will be amazed by his reply…
