My wife doesn’t understand me. She isn’t alone; neither do the children, the residents of the village or most people in general. I can live with that, being different isn’t a bad thing but I struggle with the notion of being told I should not be collecting things.

“There is no such thing as society,” opined Margaret Thatcher once. Some portray this to be a clarion call to selfishness, others point out she was saying that a sense of entitlement cast a shadow. A popular phrase on social media and forums is “the vape community” – banding people from all political, religious and philosophical hues into one agglomerated mass. Does such a thing exist?

When it comes to people’s opinions of atomisers and mods I’ve found myself wondering if I’m simply odd? Now, it’s a given that such an epithet extends to describing most of my waking moments…but how come what seems to work so well for others leaves me cold?

2015 spanned the twelve months we know like friends, 525949 minutes made up the thing we call a year – 3.156e+7 fun-packed seconds. It couldn’t have been more fun – join Stealthvape as we look back on the highlights of a year we’ll thankfully never see again.

For most online UK vapers, Vapefest is a focal point of the year. It’s a time for meeting up with friends and indulging ourselves in our hobby for a day. The growth in popularity of the event has seen it move location to accommodate demand – but 2015 looks like it will be something really special for us.

Until the age of 16, when I was encouraged to remove myself from under the roof, I was frequently scolded for placing jars, milk and condiment bottles on the table. It is poor form, apparently. Personally, and this is just my perspective, booting your jobless son out for no other reason than he’s a tiny bit argumentative is a little bit worse. This isn’t to say that I wouldn’t have demanded I left the building had I been my own father.

I’ve bought and sold many mods and attys this year in a continuing attempt to find my perfect collection. What have I discovered? There’s no such thing as a perfect collection. But, out of the stuff that’s come and gone there are a few clear winners this year.

I was forced into making some resolutions last year and they failed spectacularly: The motorbike spent the year in bits and I still haven’t secured four other members for my old-man boyband. Dry January lasted for two hours, healthy eating failed by teatime and I’d sworn before the News finished.

What do you need most in the world? That’s right, not that but what we do have for you though is the amazing Stealthvape android coil calculator app.

If people didn’t realise exactly how dangerous electronic cigarettes can be – they do now! This weekend, sources close to Downing Street announced a new shocking truth about these so-called harmless alternatives to smoking.