Like monks marching Tibetan trails, vapers seek enlightenment. They quest for the ultimate in rewarding vape experiences, a liquid to illuminate their life. They, or rather ‘you’ need the Stealthvape Tao of Vaping residential weekend.
Author Archives: Rob Ellard
Where does everything go when we no longer see them? Cars, bikes, computer consoles, mods and attys? Stuff that used to be a must-have item suddenly doesn’t feature in your day-to-day sphere of reference. You know that Peter Kay? He used to be on the TV. Where do they keep him now? With the Gameboys?
DNA250’s are now in stock HERE
No sooner is the DNA 60 announced a slot-in replacement for the DNA 40, hot on its heels comes the Evolv DNA 250. Initially demand and supply will limit the quantities available so we suggest you sign up for email stock notifications.
Stealthvape has obtained the script for next week’s PMQs where electronic cigarettes are discussed in earnest detail. It shocked us (as much as it probably does you) to discover that these things aren’t an open debate but a choreographed product constructed by big business and lobbyists. The PM was asked what his plans were; you will be amazed by his reply…
Coils shorting and popping or cells being pushed outside of their limits – we are used to reading a litany of incidents occurring when vapers go sub. The media have made a meal out of the issues we are painfully too aware of but Stealthvape has become aware of a brand new danger this week. Informing you all is the only responsible thing to do and we hope that by doing so you will continue to have enjoyable and safe vaping experiences.
Like the drunken girl pouring herself into a late-night town centre taxi, like the washed-up Z-list celebrity you barely recognise talking about his love life in a gossip magazine, we are revealing more. Yes, we are revealing more than a fat builder bending over in a pair of loose-fitting jeans.
It is with sadness that we inform you that Lord Callanan has withdrawn his intention to pursue the debate next week. It means the vote on the fatal motion will not go ahead. We would like to thank all of our customers who signed with the petition and engaged with their local & national politicians.
It seems dreadfully unfair that we, as vapers, do not get the benefits that many of our friends receive. Especially those friends who we’ve never met and have become connected to us by some tenuous social media link. We think this should be changed.
It’s that time of year where every vaper wonders if they’ve been a good girl or boy or non-binary individual. Like, that time when someone took up two parking bays with a display of sublime ineptitude and you shouted rude things – like that doesn’t count, right? And surely Vape Santa can appreciate the cleverness of sarcasm when used to feign interest in a sport you see no point in?
The television flickered in the corner of the room while Dave popped another can of super-strength cider. It was one of those dull programs that Joan hated, one of them that don’t have any dancing or people locked in houses. Dave had lost track of the number of times he’d told her it was the job of news to be boring.
