It was bitingly cold, every sensible person in the street was by a fire eating crumpets and watching Doctor Who. They could do that because fires hadn’t suffered a de facto ban, proper dense fog ruled the weather and people hadn’t yet realised how bad a choice Sylvester McCoy was. I wasn’t, I was holding a torch while my mate John fixed a spoiler to the boot of his Scirocco. I was losing one of my five senses and the will to live.
Author Archives: Rob Ellard
“You don’t need another [insert vape gadget here],” she’s said. It’s a place that almost every single vaper has been. Fine, her understanding of vape gear is as good as her working knowledge of carburettor jetting – but she can count and the number currently runs just shy of ridiculous.
It has been clear for some time that research supports the notion of electronic cigarettes as part of a smoking harm reduction strategy. We at Stealthvape are proud and honoured to have been part of this revolution. As ex-smokers, we stand in testament to the power of vaping to get you off and keep you off the harmful cancer-causing smokes. We see it as our destiny to continue this mission and are delighted to bring you the latest, possibly greatest step forward in harm reduction: iBacon™.
I’m no expert on most things, but if there is one thing I know for absolute certain then it’s this: when James Blunt sang: “You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful. You’re beautiful, it’s true,” he wasn’t referring to Tactical Workz’ Maraxus mechanical mod. I know how ugly that thing is because I owned three of them.
“Is it meant to be like this?” It’s the only question that would go through my mind when I took up vaping. If juice wasn’t coming out of the CE2 mouthpiece then it was flooding out of the bottom thanks mainly to an errant ill-fitting head.
When I was a young lad I was besotted with my boxes of plastic soldiers. If it wasn’t raining you’d find me out under a bush recreating a conflict in which the good side always won. If it was raining, bed blankets became makeshift hills from which my Tommy battalion would decimate a panzer division. Time rolled on and my idea of what was fun changed, much like how I’ve fallen out of love with the RTA.
We have been busy over the last couple of months. Stealthvape knows that businesses can’t afford to rest on their laurels and we are keen to offer our service in as many formats as possible to make the shopping experience superior for all of our wonderful customers. The latest addition to Stealthvape stable is our Rebuildable Supplies “Powered by Stealthvape” website.
Are health campaigners and vaping advocates proving to be a flop? Could limp messages be made a bit more turgid? Is it possible that promoting vaping could have a harder aspect? Could they go to greater lengths? Might this be the most euphemistic-ridden piece of writing carried on the blog to date?
The alarm clock is an invention of the Devil. I have no need for one but unfortunately the person I live with likes to set it for 5am. It is set for 5am every day, including weekends. The only bonus I manage to get out of this is that I never miss the postman on vapemail days. The downside is that it stretches the wait to something so painful it ought to feature in Orwell’s Room 101.
First and foremost, we have been vapers for over five years. We have seen many things come and go during this time, mostly led by fashion. And this is a good thing. Juices, equipment and accessories have constantly got better – vaping is awesome at the moment. But Stealthvape isn’t located in a cave; we know that Article 20 of the Tobacco Products Directive looms large. With this in mind, we fully support the demonstrations taking place in London, Swansea and across Europe on May 29th.
