Monthly Archives: February 2020

The Stealthvape School of Vape

Taking advantage of the government’s policy of letting people with absolutely no experience run an educational establishment, last year we opened up the Stealthvape School of Vape. The school was opened with the education of the children of vapers in mind, although we have had to let in some other pupils in order to make up the numbers. Here is a copy of head teacher’s speech for the new academic year.

Public Health Expert Expert

There’s no proof that vaping doesn’t cause you to grow a second head. Also, don’t you find it strange that there’s absolutely no evidence to demonstrate that toking on an ecig doesn’t make your limbs fall off? This is the kind of thing that vexes many public health experts. But is there an even greater danger? Could it be the experts themselves?